While many of us were expecting to be grabbing Bioshock Infinite by the balls this October, the game’s director, Ken Levine, released a statement earlier in the week telling us we’d be waiting another few months to roust a few retro looking goons, and that racky dame with in-game ESP (I once heard she was kind of bitchy).
Levine’s statement then went on to insist that he was undergoing some family problems, having recently split with his wife Avril (Levigne), and that if we absolutely cannot wait for Bioshock Infinite, it may do us some good to try and put ourselves in their shoes – which includes purchasing a brunette bob cut wig and a nice low cut top – and be hounded by a lynch mob of sexually frustrated, impatient little bast-edges, who’re constantly shoving their dick in your face, pressuring you to give’em just a taste (just the tip), of what you have to offer.
